Huguenots

=Huguenots=

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The convoluted story of the Huguenots is a highly complicated romantic ballad that stretches through all of time and is hardly comprehensible to the modern man - and for good reason as well, seeing as how the song, per se, has still not ended and the melody continues to carry through all time. To say that is it timeless is an understatement (but its inverse is to say that is necessary and/or relevant). Historians, still trying to piece together the complicated history, are called Huguenots, named aptly after the prophetic Pre-Huguenots, or in Latin, "those to predict the Hugh to come." Highly confusing, the most common place to start would be the present, with the fulfillment of the prophecies of the Pre-Huguenots, or Hugh Jackman (the stunning billionaire super-moviestar). It was prophesied that "he would come like a wolverine, and tear up the screens of separation," or "he would deceive the population, but yet speak the truth," or "tap happily, as if his feet were happy" or "live forever, with the drink of the fountain." To say that he was crucial to the movement would be another understatement (although, again, to say that he is crucial to humanity would be an overstatement). Pre- and Neo-Huguenots are hardly heard of, although the Pre-Huguenots came after the turn of the first millenium A.D. and the Neo-Huguenots are yet to come, due to the convoluted time-stream continuum theory and the yet-to-be invention of the time-machine (which could be easily solved by inventing it in the future and carrying it to the past, so that the issue could be cleared up. However, since we are yet to hear of the Neo-Huguenots or the yet-to-be time machine, it is questionable as to whether a future exists or not. Theoretists have therefore predicted a cataclysmic event of some time near the end of 2012, thus spewing the hell-brimmed failure "2012"). Anyways, this author concludes with a quote considered the "Gospel" of the Huguenots: "To change the world in one fell swoop is quite a large step, rather, cross out each little step twice (to form an X) and be like me: an X-man." {http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/jackman-1.jpg} Hugh Jackman's stunningly good looks

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1. Hugh Jackman's stunningly good looks